commie bat stranded in nebraska

bogleech:

What they say: “do you have to use swear words? It’s just so unimaginative, it’s a sure sign that you’re less intelligent!”

What they actually mean: I’m a big fat baby wiener and I go to Big Fat Baby Wiener Sunday School but I don’t want to expose my ridiculous sensitivity to uh-oh words so I’m going to transparently pretend it’s not about that and just call you stupid.

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05/19/13

karkock:

IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I

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05/19/13

Mmmyes

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05/19/13

Playboy: There's a video on YouTube called "Peter Dinklage Gets So Much Pussy" in which two guys talk about how much you've been getting laid since Game of Thrones. They estimate your sexual activity has increased 600 percent in the past few years. Does that sound about right?
Dinklage: It depends. By "pussy" do they mean actual pussy? Or is it a metaphor, like for gardening? Because if that's the case, then yes, I've been doing a lot of gardening lately. If they mean sex, they might be getting me confused with somebody else. But if pussy means wearing old-man sweaters and watering my herb garden, then absolutely, I'm getting so much pussy.

05/18/13